Saturday, June 26, 2004
the following is an expression of my present sentiments:
COCK-SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER PUSSY MUNCHER I HATE YOU I ABHOR YOU I LOATHE YOU I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLODE AND DIE AND CEASE TO EXIST AND DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIEEEEEE AND ROT IN HELL FOREVER, I DESPISE YOU SO DIIIIIIIIE.
ok!
well, as you may or may not know, i am "maybe" missing out on some "perhaps" important things right now. why? because of work. oh good. oh very very good. for only 31 dollars, here is what I'm missing right about now:
a) Meeting the Prime Minister of Canada, Mr. Paul Martin. I was excited when I met the premier, Mr. Bernard Lord. Therefore, this does """"""""""not""""""""" mean """""anything""""" to me. No. Definately not.
b) Seeing the internationally renowned theatre troupe, "La Comédie Française," which is the oldest theatre troupe in the western world, which was founded by Molière himself. They're presenting "La malade imaginaire," a critically renowned play that has received rave reviews to no end.
Good thing I'm going into work so I can scoop mother-fucking ice cream for cock-sucking stupid gullable people who like ice cream! HOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ICE CREAM FOR ALL!!!!
WELL HOW ABOUT I SHOVE A GOOD OL' CONE O' ICE CREAM UP YOUR ASS!!!!!! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, STUFF SOME FRESH PRODUCE UP THERE AS WELL!!!!!
"OOO, HEH HEH, 31 BUCKS FOR THIS!!! OOOO GOOOOOOOD? WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? TICKETS FOR THE FUCKING COMÉDIE COST ANYWHERE FROM 50 - 100$? AND WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? THEY WERE FREE? AND THE PLAY IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?? OOOOOO NOOOOOOOO! POOPY DOO!"
FUCK YOU
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PRIORITIES??? THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA??????? I'M MISSING OUT ON THAT FOR SCOOPING ICE CREAM???
fuck, never mind, this is too depressing
COCK-SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER PUSSY MUNCHER I HATE YOU I ABHOR YOU I LOATHE YOU I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLODE AND DIE AND CEASE TO EXIST AND DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIEEEEEE AND ROT IN HELL FOREVER, I DESPISE YOU SO DIIIIIIIIE.
ok!
well, as you may or may not know, i am "maybe" missing out on some "perhaps" important things right now. why? because of work. oh good. oh very very good. for only 31 dollars, here is what I'm missing right about now:
a) Meeting the Prime Minister of Canada, Mr. Paul Martin. I was excited when I met the premier, Mr. Bernard Lord. Therefore, this does """"""""""not""""""""" mean """""anything""""" to me. No. Definately not.
b) Seeing the internationally renowned theatre troupe, "La Comédie Française," which is the oldest theatre troupe in the western world, which was founded by Molière himself. They're presenting "La malade imaginaire," a critically renowned play that has received rave reviews to no end.
Good thing I'm going into work so I can scoop mother-fucking ice cream for cock-sucking stupid gullable people who like ice cream! HOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ICE CREAM FOR ALL!!!!
WELL HOW ABOUT I SHOVE A GOOD OL' CONE O' ICE CREAM UP YOUR ASS!!!!!! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, STUFF SOME FRESH PRODUCE UP THERE AS WELL!!!!!
"OOO, HEH HEH, 31 BUCKS FOR THIS!!! OOOO GOOOOOOOD? WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? TICKETS FOR THE FUCKING COMÉDIE COST ANYWHERE FROM 50 - 100$? AND WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? THEY WERE FREE? AND THE PLAY IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?? OOOOOO NOOOOOOOO! POOPY DOO!"
FUCK YOU
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PRIORITIES??? THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA??????? I'M MISSING OUT ON THAT FOR SCOOPING ICE CREAM???
fuck, never mind, this is too depressing
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