Monday, July 26, 2004
yaayyyyyyy for not really posting except for dr. advice columns which is about the funnest thing i've done in quite a whiiiilllleee!! yaaaaa!!!!!! let's get this party started , seeing as to how i'm too lazy to say anything about my life , yaaaa! arritey:
time forrrrr....
dr. advice!!!!!! yaaaaaa
Patient #1, 225944824
"i have the aids virus ..it is my mission to infect as many people as humanly possible before i die. so i can drag u all down with me. "
Dr. Advice: Well, you seem to be a happy-go-lucky and fun-loving guy! (Assuming you are a guy.) That's really nice of you that you want to infect everyone because you want to "drag them all down with you" with your AIDS virus! That's a good thing to do! Or not. I'm just wondering a few things here... As in, why are you so fucked up? And how did you get the virus? And why the flying fuck would you want to pass the virus along to others? You're an angry, angry young man. Brighten up! Just because you have AIDS doesn't necessairily mean that you're going to die a horribly slow and painful death! It's much more quick and painless if you throw yourself off a tall roof! But don't worry, you still have a good chance of survival. Just try not to be so bitter and resentful of everyone, it makes it hard to make new friends. Don't die! Next!
time forrrrr....
dr. advice!!!!!! yaaaaaa
Patient #1, 225944824
"i have the aids virus ..it is my mission to infect as many people as humanly possible before i die. so i can drag u all down with me. "
Dr. Advice: Well, you seem to be a happy-go-lucky and fun-loving guy! (Assuming you are a guy.) That's really nice of you that you want to infect everyone because you want to "drag them all down with you" with your AIDS virus! That's a good thing to do! Or not. I'm just wondering a few things here... As in, why are you so fucked up? And how did you get the virus? And why the flying fuck would you want to pass the virus along to others? You're an angry, angry young man. Brighten up! Just because you have AIDS doesn't necessairily mean that you're going to die a horribly slow and painful death! It's much more quick and painless if you throw yourself off a tall roof! But don't worry, you still have a good chance of survival. Just try not to be so bitter and resentful of everyone, it makes it hard to make new friends. Don't die! Next!
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