Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Here's a forward I got today , and it's really really funny, especially if you work.
BODY MEETING :
>>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
>>who was
>>the one in charge.
>>"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the
>>body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
>>"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
>>over so without me you'd all waste away."
>>"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give
>>all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
>>it needs to go."
>>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
>>where it goes."
>>"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible
>>for waste removal."
>>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
>>huff, he shut down tight.
>>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
>>was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood
>>was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
>>The morale of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !!
this is definately not reflected in my workplace! cough - lol. oh well.
-joel
BODY MEETING :
>>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
>>who was
>>the one in charge.
>>"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the
>>body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
>>"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
>>over so without me you'd all waste away."
>>"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give
>>all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
>>it needs to go."
>>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
>>where it goes."
>>"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible
>>for waste removal."
>>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
>>huff, he shut down tight.
>>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
>>was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood
>>was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
>>The morale of the story? The asshole is usually in charge !!
this is definately not reflected in my workplace! cough - lol. oh well.
-joel
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