Friday, July 30, 2004
lol, seems all i do nowadays is post my dr. advice thing! this can have negative side-effects, however. see the following example:
"hey, how are you?"
"oh, I'm bad. let's talk about Joel, though."
"yes, as usual. how is Joel?"
"I don't know. he doesn't tell about anything about himself ever in his Blog anymore!"
"I know, it's only that "Dr. Advice" stuff. which is absolutely hilarious, I've urinated in my pants after reading every edition, I just can't stop, but it's just not... about Joel, you know?"
"I know."
"and... *chokes up* when I don't hear what's new about him, I just... I worry, you know?"
"yes, i understand you, I feel the same way."
"and then I just... well he's just so nice and cool and great, and when I don't hear about him I wonder what I'd ever do with myself if he wasn't around... *begins to sob*"
"oh yes, let it out companion, mmmyes, right there, let it out"
"and I just... I worry, yknow??? Dr. Advice my ASS! I NEED JOEL!"
"you ass, mmm yes, I need it - ah, I know!"
"AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SAD INSIDE!"
"cry on my crotch"
"excuse me?"
"nothing."
I'm sure that's what you're all feeling too. I'm not gonna talk anymore, and.... ahhh... I'm going to let "Dr. Advice" come in and give advice! *cough* so yea! enjoy :D this week, it's the one-liner's edition! short & sweet!
FOR THOSE WHO SKIPPED THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE, THIS WEEK IS THE SHORT & SWEET EDITION OF DR. ADVICE! thank you. (oh, and this time you'll have to click on the link to see the confession, due to laziness. lol.)
DR. ADVICE!
Patient #1, 476655957
Dr. Advice: Ah... Ha. Right. I don't even really want to give you any advice, because you sound just so immensley retarded that you're just... Whatever. So, in your spare time, while the world sleeps and has wild hot sex, you dance around to "Get Down" while wearing your mom's spandex, eh? Eh. And then you film it, eh? Eh. That's what I thought. All I can say is, whatever floats your boat there, perv-a-rino, that's a little odd but hey! Just between you in me - I compulsively sneak a quick snack from the compost bin while listening to the soundtrack of Jesus Christ Superstar while wearing a dress made of socks! But it's cool. Next!
Patient #2, 441198503
Dr. Advice: This is a problem for your plumber. Not me. Get help. Next!
Patient #3, 176586432
Dr. Advice: Hey, you're a transvestite! That's great! But keep it to yourself, or no one will like you and no one will share their cookies with you at naptime. That's what happened to me...I mean, time for the next patient! Next!
Patient #4, 130755415
Dr. Advice: Who escaped from the insane asylum? Who, you? Yes, you. Who refuses to comment on such a stupid confession? Who, me? Yes, me. But I still want a cookie.
-END-
YAAA!!! comment, even if you have nothing to say :D I'M WATCHING YOU SO YOU BETTER....... lol k later
-joel
"hey, how are you?"
"oh, I'm bad. let's talk about Joel, though."
"yes, as usual. how is Joel?"
"I don't know. he doesn't tell about anything about himself ever in his Blog anymore!"
"I know, it's only that "Dr. Advice" stuff. which is absolutely hilarious, I've urinated in my pants after reading every edition, I just can't stop, but it's just not... about Joel, you know?"
"I know."
"and... *chokes up* when I don't hear what's new about him, I just... I worry, you know?"
"yes, i understand you, I feel the same way."
"and then I just... well he's just so nice and cool and great, and when I don't hear about him I wonder what I'd ever do with myself if he wasn't around... *begins to sob*"
"oh yes, let it out companion, mmmyes, right there, let it out"
"and I just... I worry, yknow??? Dr. Advice my ASS! I NEED JOEL!"
"you ass, mmm yes, I need it - ah, I know!"
"AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SAD INSIDE!"
"cry on my crotch"
"excuse me?"
"nothing."
I'm sure that's what you're all feeling too. I'm not gonna talk anymore, and.... ahhh... I'm going to let "Dr. Advice" come in and give advice! *cough* so yea! enjoy :D this week, it's the one-liner's edition! short & sweet!
FOR THOSE WHO SKIPPED THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE, THIS WEEK IS THE SHORT & SWEET EDITION OF DR. ADVICE! thank you. (oh, and this time you'll have to click on the link to see the confession, due to laziness. lol.)
DR. ADVICE!
Patient #1, 476655957
Dr. Advice: Ah... Ha. Right. I don't even really want to give you any advice, because you sound just so immensley retarded that you're just... Whatever. So, in your spare time, while the world sleeps and has wild hot sex, you dance around to "Get Down" while wearing your mom's spandex, eh? Eh. And then you film it, eh? Eh. That's what I thought. All I can say is, whatever floats your boat there, perv-a-rino, that's a little odd but hey! Just between you in me - I compulsively sneak a quick snack from the compost bin while listening to the soundtrack of Jesus Christ Superstar while wearing a dress made of socks! But it's cool. Next!
Patient #2, 441198503
Dr. Advice: This is a problem for your plumber. Not me. Get help. Next!
Patient #3, 176586432
Dr. Advice: Hey, you're a transvestite! That's great! But keep it to yourself, or no one will like you and no one will share their cookies with you at naptime. That's what happened to me...I mean, time for the next patient! Next!
Patient #4, 130755415
Dr. Advice: Who escaped from the insane asylum? Who, you? Yes, you. Who refuses to comment on such a stupid confession? Who, me? Yes, me. But I still want a cookie.
-END-
YAAA!!! comment, even if you have nothing to say :D I'M WATCHING YOU SO YOU BETTER....... lol k later
-joel
Comments:
lol , hilarious, i like it quite a bit. good thing i'm not joel! :D whooo's not posting right now! :D cough
# posted by 
: July 31, 2004 at 12:25 AM
: July 31, 2004 at 12:25 AM
Ok, I really am not joel...
I loved the random conversation. "cry on my crotch" "excuse me?" "nothing"
That made me giggle...mmmyess :P
Dr.Advice was hilarious. I especially loved the last. Purely beautiful!
Mwa bwa ha
-Ama .... :|
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I loved the random conversation. "cry on my crotch" "excuse me?" "nothing"
That made me giggle...mmmyess :P
Dr.Advice was hilarious. I especially loved the last. Purely beautiful!
Mwa bwa ha
-Ama .... :|
