Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Time for another thrilling addition of my favorite doctor and mine, Dr. Advice! yayyyy
Patient #1, 436097671
"I am a married 25 year man with 2 boys 3 and 1 and a 16 year old stepdaughter. My wife is 10 years older than me and a total MILF. The funny thing is I try and try HARD to sneek a peak at my step daughter anyway, time, shape or form I can. She is a total SexPot. She has the most perfect Titts and an Ass that just makes you want to scream .. I fanticise about her when I masterbate and when Im with her mother almost every time. lol I know Jerry Springer waiting to happen. But Im a northerner now so im banned from ever appearing on the show..haha.I hope once just once, I want to get down and dirty with my Hotty of a step daughter. Am I wrong??"
Dr. Advice: What? Wrong? Why... Why would that be wrong? Hmm... Oh, hold on, the dictionary just called. What's that, Mr. Dictionary? You want you give me the defenition of the word incest? OK! Incest: Sexual commerce between near blood relations. In other words, incest is when two people who are related have sexual relations. Now, your question was, "Am I wrong?" My answer: You're fucking crazy. Go hang yourself or get counselling. If you're supposed to be the caregiver for this girl, then you don't go about masturbating while thinking about her, especially when you're with your wife. I don't care if your daughter is fucking Jenna Jameson, you do not touch and her and you find some help. And what the hell is a "SexPot" ? Just... Die. Don't share your feelings. Next!
Patient #2, 415590019
"Sometimes when I'm shaving, I will purposely not shave between my upper lip and nose. This leaves a good amount of shaving cream on that part of my face, which forms a Hitler-esque mustache... and then I walk around my dorm room naked, yelling "SIEG HEIL!"
Dr. Advice: Umm... Haha, right. OK. Well, you see, I have deemed your psychological status to be "loony." Therefore, I reccomend that you direct yourself to your local "loony bin," for you are most likely a crazy fuck with no friends who needs help and can't get laid because you're weird. Next!
Patient #3, 822564082
"A girl I used to work with is engaged, and I'm married. I have been trying to sleep with her for over a year now.Her fiancee just left town for a year and we went drinking last night. She told me she couldn't believe how horny she was, and that tonight was my chance. I actually talked her out of it.Am I a good friend, or a moron??"
Dr. Advice: You're a moron. In fact, you're retarded. In fact, "moron" doesn't really quite do you justice. I'd have to say you were a huge pussy. You say you've been trying to sleep with her for a year, and yet you talked her out of sleeping with you? Were you afraid of cooties or something? Because if that's all there is to this story, you're just plain retarded. I mean really. You're right up there with that boy who cums on kids if that's your mentality! What's your logic? "She's hot, I've wanted her for a year, and this is my chance. But, ew, girls are gross!" ...Stupid fuck. Your problems are stupid.
Patient #4, 614789301
"My friend Alicia loves to eat out her pets. I once caught her eating out her cat. Im so worried because i think this is destructive behavior. She's korean and she says its normal."
Patient #1, 436097671
"I am a married 25 year man with 2 boys 3 and 1 and a 16 year old stepdaughter. My wife is 10 years older than me and a total MILF. The funny thing is I try and try HARD to sneek a peak at my step daughter anyway, time, shape or form I can. She is a total SexPot. She has the most perfect Titts and an Ass that just makes you want to scream .. I fanticise about her when I masterbate and when Im with her mother almost every time. lol I know Jerry Springer waiting to happen. But Im a northerner now so im banned from ever appearing on the show..haha.I hope once just once, I want to get down and dirty with my Hotty of a step daughter. Am I wrong??"
Dr. Advice: What? Wrong? Why... Why would that be wrong? Hmm... Oh, hold on, the dictionary just called. What's that, Mr. Dictionary? You want you give me the defenition of the word incest? OK! Incest: Sexual commerce between near blood relations. In other words, incest is when two people who are related have sexual relations. Now, your question was, "Am I wrong?" My answer: You're fucking crazy. Go hang yourself or get counselling. If you're supposed to be the caregiver for this girl, then you don't go about masturbating while thinking about her, especially when you're with your wife. I don't care if your daughter is fucking Jenna Jameson, you do not touch and her and you find some help. And what the hell is a "SexPot" ? Just... Die. Don't share your feelings. Next!
Patient #2, 415590019
"Sometimes when I'm shaving, I will purposely not shave between my upper lip and nose. This leaves a good amount of shaving cream on that part of my face, which forms a Hitler-esque mustache... and then I walk around my dorm room naked, yelling "SIEG HEIL!"
Dr. Advice: Umm... Haha, right. OK. Well, you see, I have deemed your psychological status to be "loony." Therefore, I reccomend that you direct yourself to your local "loony bin," for you are most likely a crazy fuck with no friends who needs help and can't get laid because you're weird. Next!
Patient #3, 822564082
"A girl I used to work with is engaged, and I'm married. I have been trying to sleep with her for over a year now.Her fiancee just left town for a year and we went drinking last night. She told me she couldn't believe how horny she was, and that tonight was my chance. I actually talked her out of it.Am I a good friend, or a moron??"
Dr. Advice: You're a moron. In fact, you're retarded. In fact, "moron" doesn't really quite do you justice. I'd have to say you were a huge pussy. You say you've been trying to sleep with her for a year, and yet you talked her out of sleeping with you? Were you afraid of cooties or something? Because if that's all there is to this story, you're just plain retarded. I mean really. You're right up there with that boy who cums on kids if that's your mentality! What's your logic? "She's hot, I've wanted her for a year, and this is my chance. But, ew, girls are gross!" ...Stupid fuck. Your problems are stupid.
Patient #4, 614789301
"My friend Alicia loves to eat out her pets. I once caught her eating out her cat. Im so worried because i think this is destructive behavior. She's korean and she says its normal."
Dr. Advice: Ummm........ Right you are. OK! So... Yes. I don't even know where to start, because that's just wrong. First of all, who the fuck eats out animals? I mean, poor cat, I didn't even know you could eat out cats! That's sick! It's not normal. Send her to the loony bin with Hitler. And then save her cat.
k guys , thats all for today , later
Comments:
whoa!~doctor i am amazed by your o-so-wise words! it shows tht u trully care for these ah..well... freaks!..keep proclaiming the good news!:)
# posted by 
: July 23, 2004 at 12:32 PM
: July 23, 2004 at 12:32 PM
hey joel, j ai lu le thing que ton frere va a un bible camp FUCKING hilarious. La liste du stuff a amener est pas mal trop wholesome aussi. Anyways, c -ya!
Anne-M.
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# posted by : July 31, 2004 at 1:50 PM
: July 31, 2004 at 1:50 PM