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heyyyyy everybody! (hello, dr. nick!) what's going on. it's a dreary saturday morning, and I have no plans for today. lol , hooray. mainly because I have to mind Ben, cause dad's working and mom and tom are out volunteering for the mbts. rock on. let's look over my week, shall we?

monday: the family went to chipman (small village outside of fredericton) to where we have some family, and it was the New Brunswick Day festival, there was a 5k/10k race, and i got an award! bronze for my age group in the 5k :D whoo hoo. so yea, and then we gunned 'er outta chipman , 'cause i had to work. then, tuesday, my family and I went to Grand Bay for a camping trip. my uncle has a camp there, and they're there all the time, it's soooo nice. we go fishing and swimming and we have bonfires and stuff, it's great. so then we stayed overnight there, then we left on wednesday cause i had to work again. then on thursday, I had the 'brutal shift,' aka from 1-10. it was really quite gay. I hated it. still do. but anyway, so that just wasted my day away, then yesterday i realized that everyone's either a) away on vacation b) working or busy or c) mad at me. so I'm going to have to make it through those things, but I'll live. I'm really busy enough as it is. I'm gonna babysit Ben today, and I have some important things to take care of that I've been putting off forever anyway. tomorrow's the big day, so I did some speedwork last night, that was special. however, I gotta go into work for 1. :(. oh well! work is work, and I need the cash. and so that's the overview of my life at the moment, pretty hotttt eh? now, enough of this, we're moving on to a great ol' edition of Dr. Advice.

Patient #1, 803675136

Dr. Advice: Thanks, Bulimic Betty! I'm glad that you're having fun experimenting with different things. However, I have a few concerns. Firstly, whatever compelled you to combine icing sugar, vinegar, salt, and orange juice? Like, honestly, that's really just weird. Don't ever be a bartender. Also, the color result of those products should be somewheres around orange, shouldn't it? Not red. Mayyybe you should get that looked at... But that's just a hunch. Another thing, throwing up shouldn't feel good. It should most likely feel bad. Please get that looked at. That's enough. Next!

wait, there is no next. I'm too lazy. dr. advice is, for now, finished. if you want it back, comment, but no one is really doing so, sooo i think dr. advice is going to get the axe. i'll check back in a week. later!

-joel