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the following is an expression of my present sentiments:

COCK-SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER PUSSY MUNCHER I HATE YOU I ABHOR YOU I LOATHE YOU I WISH YOU WOULD EXPLODE AND DIE AND CEASE TO EXIST AND DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIEEEEEE AND ROT IN HELL FOREVER, I DESPISE YOU SO DIIIIIIIIE.

ok!

well, as you may or may not know, i am "maybe" missing out on some "perhaps" important things right now. why? because of work. oh good. oh very very good. for only 31 dollars, here is what I'm missing right about now:

a) Meeting the Prime Minister of Canada, Mr. Paul Martin. I was excited when I met the premier, Mr. Bernard Lord. Therefore, this does """"""""""not""""""""" mean """""anything""""" to me. No. Definately not.

b) Seeing the internationally renowned theatre troupe, "La Comédie Française," which is the oldest theatre troupe in the western world, which was founded by Molière himself. They're presenting "La malade imaginaire," a critically renowned play that has received rave reviews to no end.

Good thing I'm going into work so I can scoop mother-fucking ice cream for cock-sucking stupid gullable people who like ice cream! HOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ICE CREAM FOR ALL!!!!

WELL HOW ABOUT I SHOVE A GOOD OL' CONE O' ICE CREAM UP YOUR ASS!!!!!! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, STUFF SOME FRESH PRODUCE UP THERE AS WELL!!!!!

"OOO, HEH HEH, 31 BUCKS FOR THIS!!! OOOO GOOOOOOOD? WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? TICKETS FOR THE FUCKING COMÉDIE COST ANYWHERE FROM 50 - 100$? AND WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? THEY WERE FREE? AND THE PLAY IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?? OOOOOO NOOOOOOOO! POOPY DOO!"

FUCK YOU

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PRIORITIES??? THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA??????? I'M MISSING OUT ON THAT FOR SCOOPING ICE CREAM???

fuck, never mind, this is too depressing

mmmmmmyello everybody, whats going on, Joel here. obviously. well it's the big last day of school for all the kids - i'm too cool to go to school however, so i'm sure that i'll get my report card in the mail - hopefully i do allright, everyone seems dissapointed with their results. oh well.

so yeah work is getting worse and worse....iunno if it was just cause of last night, but i'm getting to be more and more stressed, and getting less and less sleep. people tell me "take time off," and i'd like to - but , yknow, not to sound poor here but i'm trying to help my parents out with france here, so i dont really think i can just magically quit the job - and who knows, maybe it's the best job available for me right now, i didn't look at the Youth Employment Center recently, but I think i'm going to,just in case. hey! thats actually a good idea.

i also need to plan myself some more activities for the summer, because right now alot of my friends are leaving for long periods of time over the summer, and all i have really is work - so i'll plan myself some other stuff
anyway yeah i g2g, i'm depressed over work lol..later

-joel

ahhh yeah, i knew it'd end after a certain point. i'm talking about the "nice weather streak" we've been enjoying over the past little while, and today it's foggy and rainy, so much for the beach lol. not to be pessimistic, yknow, it just sucks.

so, whats new with joel. i'm done my exams, for one! schools out for summer, rock on! i'm pretty excited about that, and I'm already starting to do a bunch of different stuff with friends and yeah, having fun.

I'm thinking about maybe changing my blog to a b.c. journal, just because it's alot more community-oriented and stuff, but then again i just might not - exciting news.

lol actually i dont have that much stuff to write about, i'm still just waking up so maybe i'll find some stuff to write about later.

before i forget, click here for the best thing ever.

-joel

YE OLDE ANNOUNCEMENT

Hear ye, hear ye, all the ladies and gentlemen who visit my blog, ye shalt now experience a new component to learning about my life:

V I S U A L

R E P R O D U C T I O N !

That's right! This means that you can now visit a site with pictures that depict my day! In this case, it describes a day that I had a few weeks ago. I hope you enjoy, it took me forever!

To get there, you can either click here if you're lazy, or for future reference copy & paste the following link to get to the site:

http://geocities.com/jtothe67/

However, it does take a little while to load per page. I assure you, it's worth it, just make sure you're doing something else while you're visiting the site so you don't get un-interested. Have fun anyway, lemme know what you think -

-joel

hey guys, sgoin on? typing here "live" from the s-d-c library, its me. obviously. and it's deadly nice out, like 20 degrees, with nothing in the sky but sun and blue sky. I finished up my 3rd exam this morning, history, and so now I'm pretty much home free, cause all I have next is english on monday, and though it might be long, I'm assuming it won't be too hard. I think I did pretty well in my exams anyway.

so yea! enough about exams, and more bout the summer. everyone seems so excited, but I'm not.. really...looking forward to it that much, and before you go all crazy on me asking why, just know that I'm the kind of person who needs stuff that's well-structured and stuff, yknow? I'm not the kind of person who can be happy just sitting around the house doing nothing, that aggravates me and makes me feel lazy. I hate just lying around. and sure, yeah, friends and hanging out and parties, theyre absolutely amazing, those things arent.....for sure. I think it's stupid that people can just automatically say "oh I'm going to have a great summer 'cause I have my friends around!" well surprise, friends go on vacations, friends make plans, friends can do anything, yknow?

not that that's a bad thing, at all, I mean I'd have to be a pretty massive retard to say to my friends, "no, you can't go anywheres, you have to stay in saint john and do what I WANT!" i mean, I'm actually pretty happy that my friends take vacations and do stuff, yknow, otherwise they'd kinda be losers. lol. but that's what I'm saying here! i need something....organized. I have work, yea, but that's part-time and stuff. iunno, i could just be acting all paranoid here for no reason, but like I said I hate not doing stuff, or having nothing ""pro-active"" to do. i wish i lived in quispam and not on the west side, cause a majority of my friends live in the valley, yknow? haha I say that too much.

anyway, I've lost the interest in typing, I'm gonna go outside and find some people. oh, yeah, and here's a shout-out to sophie cause she wanted me to put her name on my blog. there ya go! have fun - later

-joel

HOLY CRAP its a deadly nice day, and even if i still have exams and stuff, WHO CARES!, i'm in a good mood! its deadly outside, and im prolly gonna just go out later and run around like a douchebag or something.. thats def. a good time. actually, i gotta get off now cause my rents are pulling up the drive, but leave a comment ! arrrrrrritey, and by the way, i'm starting up something on this blog called "comment square", (comment on my comment) or (comment comments) or, well, yknow. this week: weather affects your mood? comment square! haha i'm lame. later.
-joel

in saint john lately, even though it's june, we've rarely had nice weather. either it's been cloudy, rainy, foggy, etc etc. but suddenly, this weekend, God's decided to give us a little break and gave us pretty decent days, with sun and warm temperatures. yesterday, I hung around outside and loved it - amazing day. today, i was going to do similar things, yknow- just hang around at home or relax or whatever, buuuuut then my boss calls at like 10, waking me up, and now i gotta work from til fucking close.....hahaha....great. thats just pretty craptacular if you ask me, i was supposed to get ready for my student council interview today, to hang out, to relax, yknow, THE GOOD STUFF! FUCK! this is mom's fault, fuck her, she was like "ohhh nya nya nyaaaa, (those were her exact words,) you need to save money for france, blah blah blah (also direct quote) and for university, so whenever you get a chance to work, DO IT OR DIE!" so yea. thats the only reason i posted today, just because i'm supposed to be studying for exams. have a nice day everybody.

joel